Total Medals Earned: 1,361 (From 241 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,875 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (230/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 6/21 (40/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 6/7 (100/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.